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2 definitions by KvltmasterFlex

Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.
"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"


"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009
The act of a man pretending that women do not do the gross things that they themselves do, though knowing deep down in their hearts that it is a lie.
"Girls don't poop" is a common example of ignormance.
by KvltmasterFlex June 24, 2010