2 definitions by Kurarisa-kun

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a girl who is obsessed with a band to the point of wanting to sleep with the singer/guitarist/sound tech/other random member, regardless of a 15-year age gap and the engagement/marriedness of said member. see also teenie.
fan girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz mah babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*

more intelligent fan girl: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!

(thanks to buggeroff for this example)
by Kurarisa-kun April 08, 2008

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A person/people with no life- they obsessively "follow" one certain band (e.g, My Chemical Romance), spending all their time talking about them to their fellow teenies and emulating the hotness (or "hawtnezz") of the lead singer/ guitarist/other member. However, ask them anoything about the band before the "Revenge" album and they will invariably reply "duhh?". see also fan girl.
Eg.1) - a chatroom-two teenies discuss frontman Gerard Way's Performance at a festival
teenie#1: ZoMg DiD YoU sEe GeE @ DoWnLoAd He iS sOoOoO hAwT gAwD i WoUlD Do HiM AnYdAy!!!!!11111!!!!!
teenie#2: hElLz YeAh GaWd I h8 tHaT lYn-Z ByAtCh GeE ShOlUd bE mInE!!!1111!!!

Eg.2) - a converstaion between a teenie and a "normal" person (eg. an "emo")
teenie: like, is that my chem on your ipod?
normal: ermm.... yeah?
teenie: like, zomg i totally love them!!!! frankie is just the sex, isn't he? i've been with them since, like, the beginning!!!
normal: uh-huh... so do you prefer demolition lovers or vampires will never hurt you? (both songs from the 1st album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love")
teenie: duhh? I'm talking about my chem, not some sad gansta band. who writes songs about bullets?
normal: ...
by Kurarisa-kun April 08, 2008

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