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biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.
We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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takeshi's castle

What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.
Takeshi's castle owns your tv show!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.
Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
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zero tolerance

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.
The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004
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author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.
I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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acrotomophilia

Attraction to amputees, a paraphilia.
Sir Paul McCartney (See the beatles) married a one legged woman.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
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