Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

preach poison

(v.) To defame with nitpicked and irrelevant facts. Used mainly by Jamaicans (Preach dem poison)

Michael Moore likes to preach poison about the USA.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

sedan

25th anniversary?

dogcrap- I have gone back in time to 1895!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.

See awaken a sleeping giant

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

hymea destroyer

(n.) Child molester who preys only on females.

Amy is a lesbo hymea destroyer. She is also short and fat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

raip

Alternate spelling fo rape

OMG raipsecks

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

share and share alike

Distribution of proceeds based on work, but with a slight favour to those who did the hardest work as opposed to the most by time.

Share and share alike, gimme some money, bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

choca

(v.) To perform fellatiot o the point where the giver throws up from the deepthroating. A mixture of "cock" and "chuck-up".


(adj.) A contraction for choc-a-block, Britslang for crowded or packed.

he got some choca


That road is choca in the mornings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004