Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Beauty and the Beast

(Idiom) as per the fairy tale, this defines a beautiful woman and a large, ugly man.

That tall guy Julia roberts was married to. See child molester

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Glass shard stick

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

mushroom

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

the dirty

"The dirty deed"

(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.

To do the dirty



He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.


Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004