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(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.
by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004
Get the ja-fake-an mug.(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.
Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.
by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
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Get the know you out mug.Another word for 'new money'. The real bourgeoisie were more middle class than new money, but the divide that separated the serfs from the bourgeoisie, nobility, clergy and royals was very large.
In pre-revolutionary France, the bourgeoisie were the lawyers and accountants, working for the aristocracy, clergy and monarch.
by kung-fu jesus September 29, 2004
Get the bourgeoisie mug.Divine right is one of many excuses used by monarchs of Europe to retain thier positions of power. It was claimed that God himself put them there. Of course, the intellectuals of the day pointed out that monarchies are formed from the most violent band of thugs, made by man, not God.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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