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1163
lug
(v.) To paddle someone's ears. Often very harshly. Lug is also a word for ear
lug lug lug. Guess what? LUG! yeah! L-U-G ugl, gul, ulg, glu, lgu!


Yeah play with my ears SSSHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEZZZE
by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004

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1164
(v.) A steady, disiplined walk.

(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.
March is a stupid month. August is better.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

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1165
What is loudly shouted by white prisoners in mock style of black inmates. Often while running a cup along the walls or bars.
KILL WHITEY! KILL WHITEY Kiiiillllllll!
Haha, the gaurds are gonna do the exact opposite of what I say.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

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1166
Piss water recovered from rampjaar
Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

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1167
Jargon, used playfully to prevent outsiders from intercepting the actual meaning. It is a contraction for "slandering", whereby colloqial words with meanings unknown to the one being slandered (but known to other people). This prevented legal action or apologies. It also allowed someone to insult an authority figure to his face without suffering punishment for it.
I don't use a great deal of modern day slang in my speech, but we all use slang created by shakespeare, eh?
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1168
A coastal empire governed by Turkey. Unlike the european empires, it mainly captured weak regions, and was no-where near as rich as those empires.


I comprised of parts of South-east Europe, the beggining of South-west asia, most of the middle east and coastal North Africa. Begun in the 14th century, it was mainly the poorer, southernmost states of what was then the most powerful empire to exist; the Roman Empire.

It captured the Baltic capital of rome, constantinople (named after the first christian emporer, Constantine) in 1453. It was renamed Istanbul later that year.

After the 1492 expulsion of the moors from Spain and the 1681 defeat at the battle of Vienna, the empire began to crumble, and some of its' states were separated after the Crimean war. The petty squables of these states would later cause World War I.
The Ottoman empire was destroyed by World war I, the Crimean war, and the corruption of its' rulers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

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1169
Actually, vans are a lot cheaper than Reebok or Nike. They are also made of cheaper materials and worn bu the un-exoteric social outcasts.
I wouldn't wear vans even if you payed me to. I'll stick with my Reebok Classics, thank-you very much.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

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