2 definitions by KrystalDM
Unlike the Dirty Santa, you do not have anal sex first. You simply ejaculate on your partners face creating a beard of semen, resembling that of santa's.
by KrystalDM June 11, 2006
The man took a job in the mortuary for the pay but soon found himself attracted to the young children he dressed. It was because of this that he realised he was an adphilianecroped.
by KrystalDM June 11, 2006