2 definitions by KryAle
It's a sacred ritual where there's a ping pong table and 4 men. First step to perform the Pembonator is to take your bollocks out so they swing free and force everyone to shit in a bucket. The second step is to create balls the size of ping pong balls with the shit. The third step it to whack the shit from one side of the table to another, just as if you were playing ping pong.
by KryAle August 12, 2021
It's when you take your lover to a Scandinavian village and prapare them for a viking war. If they win they get to live yet if they lose they will be beaten to a sauce matter by vikings
by KryAle August 12, 2021