2 definitions by Kris Engelhardt

surfing

the shittest sport in the shittest world

Kris: i know you like bodyboarding but is surfing good?
Alex: Just get out of my house...right now!!!!!
Kris: ok chum
Alex: SURFING IS JUST SHIT

by Kris Engelhardt October 8, 2005

Jail Break Blitz

This is a very tactical NFL Play Commonly used when in need of scoring. The Quarterback attempts to break free of the rule of no running. This can be achieved in a number of ways. One he can walk slowly as to avoid suspicion. Also he can pass the ball. Passing the ball is generally favored but the quarterback needs to score at all costs no matter what. This is what makes the Jail break Blitz so unique. Once the Quarterback has scored celebration will emit from the team. This strategy must only be used in certain situations such as scoring or making ground.

Roland: Barry used the Jail Break Blitz and scored a try!
Steve: Holy smokes he attempted it? Was he trying to score some points? or is he just a crazy person

by Kris Engelhardt October 23, 2007