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by Kris April 13, 2005
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by Kris January 3, 2004
One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.
by Kris April 25, 2003
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Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.
"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"
NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
by Kris February 20, 2005
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