1 definition by Kranky Kracker
A tasteless, yet salty, twisted and overly boring, plain person that ruins the fun for everyone else. It usually only takes one to ruin the fun for an entire group of people enjoying themselves. Much like a random pretzel in a bowl full of tasty potato chips.
Tommy is such a pretz. His mere presence sours the fun right out of the party for everyone enjoying themselves.
by Kranky Kracker June 4, 2021