A Korean boy band consisting of five members.
They are all cute.
They sing cute songs that suggest that they like older women, though this is merely implied because singing "You're So Pretty, Older Woman" doesn't necessarily mean they really like older women, though they do give hope to middle-aged fangirls.
Oh my gosh it's SHINee! They're my ultimate bias, Taeminnie is so cute with Minho, 2Min is REAL!! And so is Jongkey! Key is such a diva!
The Nine Angels.
They completely rule over South Korea and Asia. It is said they are a gift to mankind that descended from the heavens, owing to the fact that they are perfect and flawless and angelic and sweet and kind. It is also said that they will take over the world one day using their catchy tunes.
Gee gee gee gee baby baby.
Gee, I wish I was like Girls Generation. Oh, I need a Genie to help me with this one!