2 definitions by Kouzelne Prsty
Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
by Kouzelne Prsty February 22, 2016
Babeidge
beyb-ij
noun (informal)
1. a person loved by another
2. pet name and term of endearment for a woman loved by a thaiman
3. a lovable, generous, or obliging person
4. a person for whom one feels love or deep affection
Synonymous with
sexy, genius, brilliant, intelligent, silly, witty, extremely open, honest, passionate, independent, loyal, patriotic, crazy, obsessive, retarded, spiritual, laugh out loud funny, legs & neck & shoulders to die for, wild, nasty, dirty, raunchy, gaseous, primal, bed sheets, towels, hot & cold flashes, bitchy, itchy, loving, caring, thoughtful, wonderful, kind, kind to a fault, technology (NOT), phone problems, taller, hair, tank tops, phenomenal breasts, tweezers, time management, coupons, friendship, prideful, kraken, fiery, be still, HUMILITY, helmcat (SFF), Tourette syndrome, A mind-numbing, body-tingling, genital-swelling, filthy dirty nasty,addictive, marathon running, hard, fast, toe curling, multi-orgasmic, Orgasmatronic, Oh God, Oh God, and this coming from an atheist kind of sex
Reference
See TOP DEFINITION for Sandra
beyb-ij
noun (informal)
1. a person loved by another
2. pet name and term of endearment for a woman loved by a thaiman
3. a lovable, generous, or obliging person
4. a person for whom one feels love or deep affection
Synonymous with
sexy, genius, brilliant, intelligent, silly, witty, extremely open, honest, passionate, independent, loyal, patriotic, crazy, obsessive, retarded, spiritual, laugh out loud funny, legs & neck & shoulders to die for, wild, nasty, dirty, raunchy, gaseous, primal, bed sheets, towels, hot & cold flashes, bitchy, itchy, loving, caring, thoughtful, wonderful, kind, kind to a fault, technology (NOT), phone problems, taller, hair, tank tops, phenomenal breasts, tweezers, time management, coupons, friendship, prideful, kraken, fiery, be still, HUMILITY, helmcat (SFF), Tourette syndrome, A mind-numbing, body-tingling, genital-swelling, filthy dirty nasty,addictive, marathon running, hard, fast, toe curling, multi-orgasmic, Orgasmatronic, Oh God, Oh God, and this coming from an atheist kind of sex
Reference
See TOP DEFINITION for Sandra
by Kouzelne Prsty February 14, 2016