1 definition by Kolgrad

Hipster

hipsters take the fun out of everything and do things that they think people dont do, but they really do. they alienate themselves with other hipsters doing shitty things and getting nastalgic about things thats their parents werent even alive to experience. they dress ugly in tank tops and fedora hats and dont do anything illegal. they try to trick themselves into not caring about what people think about their style, lives and actions but the only reason they do the things they do is to gain attention. usually upper middle classed kids who shop online from organic websites based in foreign countries. they believe in world peace, harmony and love, yet due to the demand on the flip flops they buy from cuba more and more children get sucked into sweatshops to keep up the demand.

Hipster: Check out my new organic fedora i bought online from Africa.

Guy: whats it made from?

Hipster: African children's hair and sweat.

^^They love anything organic

by Kolgrad January 11, 2012