38 definitions by Knmagor

Trigonometry

Legalized tourture with triangles sharp enough to cut your winer off. It is a thing with triangles that makes you want to rape the triangles themselves. Strongly disapproved from methodist churches due to a function called sine (sin). Anyone who enjoys trig will go to hell according to the bible.

Burris Ewell: So sine of x derivative is cosine of x
Reverend sykes: Burris, shut the fuck up.
Burris Ewell continues to do trigonometry.
Reverend sykes: Fuck you nigga, god will make you damn in hell if you say "sin(x)" one more time.
Burris Ewell: Yeah, so the derivitive of cosine is negative sin...
Reverend sykes: *shoots burris*
Crowd: cheers.

Meanwhile in hell
God: Burris, you deserve to damn in hell here for eternity, for enjoying and idolizing trigonometry.
Burris: but...
God: no buts.
Burris rots in hell...

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

Pedestrian

Anything to describe something slow and extremely casual and or boring.

Uhhh that was the most pedestrian day in school ever! We had to take 16 exams for our 8 classes.

by Knmagor June 24, 2023

AntonSen

1.) A GD creator known for unikitty themed levels
2.) A slang term for "road bike".

Me: Whats that bike
Mallori: Its a Trek AntonSen bike
Me: remind me again what is a "Terk AntonSen", wasn't AntonSen a GD Creator?
Mallori: AntonSen in this context means road bike.
Me: oh

by Knmagor April 17, 2023

Conor Dunne

a guy from GCN who flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt with bikes.

Conor Dunne was flirting with Bella the Trek Madone yesterday. Bella liked him.
Connor Dunne was flirting with Lucy the Canyon Endurance yesterday. Lucy liked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Natalie (Zachery) the Allez Sprint Comp earlier today. Natalie disliked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Riley the Aethos Comp. Riley too disliked him.
Conor Dunne was flirting with Sophia the Tarmac SL7. Sophia liked him.
Connor Dunne later that same day went to flirt with Emery the Addict eRIDE, Emery loved him.
And that my friends is how Conor Dunne flirted his way to a partner.

by Knmagor November 6, 2023

EricVanWilderman

A disgusting pedophile from the game Geometry Dash. He has been streaming on YT for years despite having a history of grooming little children. Seriously, what other 34 year old teacher plays a game with edgy 11 year olds? Exactly, a pedophile would.

Brooke: so scott, whos your favorite GD youtuber?
Scott Speedster: EricVanWilderman
Brooke: Fuck you Scott Speedster.

by Knmagor May 19, 2023

Kimberton

To put it simply Kimberton (from fandom) is a peice of shit who is lazy, and hardly helpful. She has now idea when the hell to shut the fuck up and lacks situational awarness 99.999% of the time. sHe also is dosnt want to make friends (cuz she dosnt have any irl) and keeps on pasting a pessage "Please send all tickets/requests to support" like fuck off. She also bans people for ZERO reason and was responsible for the boming of Air India flight 182 on June 23 1985. sHes a tyrant that is promoted by the stupid ass staff.

#Fuck Kimberton and everything she stands for. Hes so mean and banns your account for no reason at all.

by Knmagor July 10, 2022

Rin Shibuya

The act of riding a bicycle/Electric scooter on the highway going exactly 69.420 kph in the wrong direction of traffic flow.

Damn, Anna8253 tried to pull off a Rin Shibuya but got hit by a motorcycle 3 seconds after she accelerated and died.

by Knmagor November 20, 2022