A popular Steven
Seagal porno which
influenced some of his action
Seagal, a homicide detective, must go undercover
and participate in these orgies where
people end up dead afterwards to find out who's killin'
The first orgy
takes place in LA and consists of guy/girl, girl/girl, and guy/guy fuckage. Steven
sits in the background with a few fat guys
and jacks off, shifting his focus to each group equally. In the background, bongo music is playing. Unfortunately, Steven
Seagal drenches his eye with a gallon of his own semen
and everyone dies.
Distressed, he goes to Tokyo, the other city where
people are turning up dead after engaging in orgies
. Randomly he leaves a 6 mile
of his own diarrhea which
made some old ladies slip.
Seagal goes to a massage parlor and fucks 30 Japanese
girls at once. However, since this is a Steven
Seagal porno, he does the usual stunt of killing them all by drowning them with his own semen
and breaking their
necks after fucking them. Since this is normal in Japan, Steven
Seagal does not feel immoral for his actions, but disappointed that he hasn't solved the case yet.
Feeling bored, he strokes
his hard ponytail in front of a Buddha statue and a whole slew
of hair gel comes dripping out. It's been 20 minutes since his last diarrhea
but he was feeling constipated so he thought that squinting
at the sun would help.
Instead he blew out a huge
fart which poisoned
a school of Japanese
plot continued:After this, Steven Seagal
started hanging out with these black
guys who gave him a lot of crack to smoke. For some
reason, Steven Seagal thought
he solved the case and celebrated his success at the local
strip club where he got his ponytail
sucked by all the Japanese
bimbos but later karate chopped them all because he thought
they were calling him gay.
Little did everyone know that it was Steven Seagal
who was responsible for all these deaths at the orgy all along. . In the epilogue, he can be seen happily
dancing in his leather speedo
while heavy techno music is playing in the background, something that sounds
like steven seagal porno music
EX: I'm going to watch some
Steven Seagal pornos this weekend., the guy where he jacks off in the background to all those orgies...is that
Out for an Orgy?