3 definitions by Kjntinthehousesynonymousanonym
Tolentino refers to a gathering of the Gods. Kind of like how the Greek Gods and Goddesses would gather at Mount Olympus, a tolentino is the gathering of a powerhouse family into one room, or can also directly refer to a powerhouse family.
"Holy shit did you see that?"
"See what?"
"The Monroes are having a tolentino."
"Duh, only tolentino families can have a tolentino."
"See what?"
"The Monroes are having a tolentino."
"Duh, only tolentino families can have a tolentino."
by Kjntinthehousesynonymousanonym March 14, 2017
Terminology used to describe someone who is uglier than ugly. He has a big forehead, and just looks like a super gay alien. He's gay too and likes to dock.
Person 1: "That guy over there is pretty ugly; he seems kind of gay too."
Person 2: "No he's definitely a Habtu if you ask me."
Person 2: "No he's definitely a Habtu if you ask me."
by Kjntinthehousesynonymousanonym June 11, 2018
Someone who is the love of your life. They're smart, beautiful, charismatic, kind, empathetic, and super easy to talk to. They will make every day feel better and you can't imagine your life without her. You're unable to describe what's so perfect about her, but she is perfect. You just want to give her all your time and attention naturally. You'll fall in love with her more every day and wonder how that's even possible because you love her so much. If you find Lea, you don't let her go. It will be the biggest mistake of your life.
by Kjntinthehousesynonymousanonym September 20, 2021