1 definition by Kittennffc

Smeg

The sticky, yellowy, substance with a similar consistancy to that of a crumbly cheese that collects behind the foreskin of a man if he is dirty and doesn't wash properly.

"I've got some smeg under my foreskin"

"Eww, that boy had a right load of smeg on his bell"

by Kittennffc June 28, 2005