5 definitions by Kitten Corp.

Rave

What I reported to the police when I found out they had schedule I drugs there, because I am a good citizen.

Everyone at the rave be was snorting cocaine, until the cops showed up and they were arrested.

by Kitten Corp. June 6, 2018

25

According to Spongebob, funnier than 24.

Spongebob: Hey Patrick
Patrick: What
Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24
Patrick: Let me hear it
Spongebob: 25
*both hold in laughter*

by Kitten Corp. June 7, 2018

Pregnancy

What everyone seems all surprised at for virtually no reason. I mean, you had unprotected sex, what do you think is gonna happen?

*Person 1 and person 2 have sex*
*1 month later*
Person 1: I’m pregnant.
Person 2: WHAT?!?!

Person 1: Well what did you think was going to happen, the cure for cancer? Sex causes pregnancy, idiot.

by Kitten Corp. June 16, 2018

omae wa mou shindeiru

Something from the anime/manga series ‘Fist of the North Star’, meaning ‘you are already dead.’ And then the person it has been said to dies. If you hear this said, it is completely unacceptable to not say ‘Nani?!?!?’.

Random person: omae wa mou shindeiru
Me: *appears behind them* NANI?!?!?!?!

by Kitten Corp. May 17, 2018

Arch-Angel-Buttcheek-Backspread

A term coined by YouTuber Ian Carter, A.K.A. Idubbbz, meaning to lean over in the shower as to let the water go in your butt crack.

I kept on getting hair stuck in my asshole, so I used the Arch-Angel-Buttcheek-Backspread and it cleared right up.

by Kitten Corp. May 11, 2018