2 definitions by Kitschy Guy
A bummus chummus is a loving gesture between platonic friends. While it is intimate, it is not sexual in nature and thus can be performed by any gender on any gender. It typically starts out as a hug between two people, when one person reaches down and grabs a butt cheek in each hand and gently lifts and separates the cheeks. The duration of the bummus chummus can be extremely brief or held for as long as desired. A half bummus is when only one hand is used (the other hand being somehow occupied). You can sneak attack a bummus chummus by approaching someone from behind, but a true bummus chummus is never meant to be mean or make anyone (except onlookers) uncomfortable. Variants include the boobus choobus, scrotus chotus, and labias flabias, all of which require a much greater level of intimacy. A lovely experience is when both friends give each other a simaltaneous bummus chummus.
Friend 1: "have you ever had a bummus chummus?"
Friend 2: "no what's that?"
Friend 1: "come give me a hug!"
Friend 2: "okay... what the..."
Friend 1: "shhhhh"
Friend 2: "oh... that's nice!"
Friend 2: "no what's that?"
Friend 1: "come give me a hug!"
Friend 2: "okay... what the..."
Friend 1: "shhhhh"
Friend 2: "oh... that's nice!"
by Kitschy Guy April 23, 2017
The people fooled into following The Donald by the false statements he makes. It is similar to how people can be fooled by looking at a painting or design intended to create the illusion of a three-dimensional object.
Random Trump Supporter, "The Donald said that the Mexicans trying to come into America are drug dealers and rapists! How can you not vote for someone who will get the Government of Mexico to build a wall that will keep them out of the U.S.?"
Rational Person, "You really believe that stuff? You really are a Trump Loyal !"
Rational Person, "You really believe that stuff? You really are a Trump Loyal !"
by Kitschy Guy February 29, 2016