1 definition by Kirstalicious

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the action of taking out one's girlfriend on her birthday and sending dirty texts consisting of licking, fucking and sucking with an ex while lying about it simultaneously
"Hey man, what's wrong?"
"My girl broke up with me."
"Really? Why?"
"Because when we went out last night I ebonied her."
"Dam man that's fucked up you got caught."
"Yeah, man, I know."
by Kirstalicious June 27, 2007

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