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Guy: So, I heard Sarah asked you out.
Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,
"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"
And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.
Peace out."
Guy: Oh wow..
Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!
Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,
"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"
And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.
Peace out."
Guy: Oh wow..
Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!
by KirstInsane June 14, 2016