2 definitions by Kirow Baye

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A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.
"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"
by Kirow Baye February 26, 2008

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Derives from the term "Fuck knows", which is another form of "God knows".
Used to describe someone who has led a sheltered life or is blissfully unaware of current events.
"Of course I know who Angelina Jolie is! How Fucknosed do ya think I am?!"
by Kirow Baye February 26, 2008

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