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1.
A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.
"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"
by Kirow Baye February 26, 2008
 
2.
an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane
damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris
by some dude July 06, 2004