1 definition by Kirk Johnson (not really)
The protagonist from the original children's story and movie, The Jungle Book. He's a skinny bitch and a stripper (the movies just censor it with the piece of cloth he wears) who is a target of a ssssnnaaakke who wants to rape him with hypnosis.
Kaa: Moooowgggglllliiii loook at meeee... ssss....
Mowgli: *Horny* What?
Kaa: I'M GUNNA RAPE YOU!
Mowgli: NO U
*Runs away, back to his sex toy King Louie*
Mowgli: *Horny* What?
Kaa: I'M GUNNA RAPE YOU!
Mowgli: NO U
*Runs away, back to his sex toy King Louie*
by Kirk Johnson (not really) November 29, 2010