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Fashordinal (noun):
A term used to describe the practice of inscribing digital artifacts, such as art, text, music, film, or data, onto the Bitcoin blockchain with absolute certainty and assurance. It signifies the act of securely embedding and cataloging creative or informational content on the blockchain, making it verifiable and unalterable for posterity.

Fashordinal (noun):
An enthusiastic rallying cry among Bitcoin users, reminding them of the eternal wisdom and joy in consistently inscribing and acquiring digital artifacts on the Bitcoin blockchain, celebrating the ever-growing digital treasure trove.
"As an eccentric artist, Vincent fashordinalled his masterpiece, 'Starry Crypto Night,' on the Bitcoin blockchain, ensuring that his swirling stars and digital brushstrokes will forever captivate art connoisseurs of the blockchain age."

"The world-renowned composer, Mozart 2.0, couldn't resist the urge to fashordinal his latest symphony, 'Crypto Harmonies,' on Bitcoin. Now, future generations will be entranced by the ethereal melodies of the blockchain's greatest composer."
by KingOfSuckBallsMountain October 30, 2023
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Conflexion (noun):

1. The act of revealing one's achievements, strengths, or abilities, intertwined with personal vulnerabilities, struggles, or regrets. This melding of "confession" and "flex" illustrates a moment where acknowledgment of one's abilities is deeply interwoven with introspective or melancholic admissions.

2. A poignant acknowledgment or admission, wherein one showcases a strength or skill but simultaneously reveals a deep, often sorrowful, truth about themselves or their journey.

3. A display of strength or ability that comes with the weight of personal struggles, regrets, or introspective revelations.
"In her speech, Jane's conflexion moved everyone — she proudly spoke of her accomplishments while also sharing the hardships and personal challenges she faced along the way."

"KingOfSuckballs conflexion on Twitter Spaces was heart-wrenching; he showcased his brutal honesty about his Ordinal addictions, but also seem to be bragging about his collection on Bitcoin."

"Stop Conflexing on me, bro. I'm tired of hearing about it."

Such a definition of "conflexion" makes it a deeply layered word, combining the pride and strength of a "flex" with the melancholy and introspection of a "confession". It conveys a balance of triumphs and tribulations, of showcasing and soul-searching.
by KingOfSuckBallsMountain September 13, 2023
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Ordiholic (noun):

An individual who exhibits an intense and often compulsive interest in buying, creating, or collecting ordinals on the Bitcoin platform.

A person who, due to their fascination or obsession with Bitcoin ordinals, frequently engages in activities related to their acquisition, creation, or collection, often to the detriment of other aspects of their life.

Derived from the combination of "ordinal" (relating to order or position in a series) and "-holic" (a suffix used to denote an addiction to the preceding substance or activity, as in "alcoholic").

This definition incorporates the elements of addiction or compulsion commonly associated with the "-holic" suffix, while centering the focus on "ordinals" in the Bitcoin context.
"Ever since she discovered the concept of ordinals on Bitcoin, she's become a total Ordiholic, spending hours each day on her collection."

"The KingofSuckBallsMountain, a devout Ordiholic, is a highly addicted individual who can't seem to tie his fingers behind his back as to cease creating, inscribing, or collecting Ordinals on Bitcoin.
by KingOfSuckBallsMountain September 13, 2023
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1. noun: the science, art, or occupation concerned with cultivating the growth of digital artifacts on the Bitcoin blockchain.
2. noun: a fallacy in which the misinformed think its dead.
Engaging in ordiculture, the team worked diligently to pioneer innovative methods for cultivating digital artifacts on the Bitcoin blockchain, contributing to the evolution of the crypto ecosystem.

Amidst the whispers of blockchain's demise, some folks fell victim to the "ordiculture fallacy," assuming the technology was as lively as a zombie disco party, only to be proven wrong by the thriving crypto carnival!
by KingOfSuckBallsMountain August 24, 2023
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Ordinals:
noun

1. A groundbreaking convergence of art and cryptography, Ordinals redefine digital ownership by embedding indelible masterpieces within the Bitcoin blockchain, heralding a renaissance for the digital age where every pixel becomes a testament to innovation and vision.

2. A distinctive type of digital asset associated with Bitcoin, representing unique ownership over specific data or digital artifacts inscribed on the Bitcoin blockchain.

3. Bitcoin's artsy cousin who left the finance world to become a digital Picasso, creating unique doodles that everyone in the crypto-neighborhood wants on their blockchain wall.

4. Bitcoin's trendy sidekick; while Bitcoin's busy being the serious coin of the realm, Ordinals are out there throwing digital art parties on the blockchain and making every byte count!
"While Bitcoin was busy crunching numbers, Ordinals threw on a beret and started the Mona Lisa of blockchains – who knew crypto had such a creative streak?"

"If Bitcoin is the serious older sibling counting every penny, Ordinals is the younger one turning those pennies into groundbreaking digital art installations!"

"Ordinals decided that if they were going to live on the blockchain, they might as well turn it into the Louvre of the digital world, one pixel at a time.

"Hey girl, have you seen my ordinal collection? No? You must be crazy. 'Cause this is just the BitGinning of all that is going to be right in the world."
by KingOfSuckBallsMountain September 14, 2023
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Ordinaughty (or-di-naw-tee)
noun/adj.

Pertaining to the ordinal perspective of ranking or prioritizing cryptocurrencies or blockchain projects, but with a cheeky or mischievous twist that disrupts traditional valuations or perceptions.

Describing an approach in the crypto realm that playfully challenges the standard ordinal classifications by introducing unexpected or unconventional elements or criteria.
"While most scholars pore over the minutiae of ordinal cryptocurrency rankings, we Ordinaughty aficionados can't help but toss in a jest or two, ensuring the world of digital assets never becomes too drearily methodical."

"If the formal world of finance is a black-tie gala, then the Ordinaughty crypto enthusiasts are the ones sneaking in wearing sneakers and bowties made of actual bows."

"It's rather Ordinaughty to think she could just show off her collection of Ordinauts, OMBs, Satributes, and Counterfeit Culture Art on Bitcoin without drooling all over the floor."
by KingOfSuckBallsMountain September 18, 2023
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An Ordinaut is an individual of the Ordinaut Empire in "The Ordinauts War — Book I." It refers to citizens, soldiers, and members of the empire, controlling the energy source Darq. The term combines "Ordin" (possibly "order" or "organization") and "naut" (like astronaut), suggesting ties to maintaining order.

Ordinauts drive the conflict between the Empire and Nova Prime's rebels. Emperor Taigon uses Darq's power to dominate, while Dark Ordinauts resist. The term also applies to Battle Mech pilots, genetically engineered from youth to be emotionless soldiers.

Ordinauts symbolize power, control, rebellion, and ethics, exploring a society's battle for Darq. Example: The Ordinauts War portrays the struggle for Darq's control, highlighting the term's centrality in the narrative.

Ordinaut(s) is the first SUB 8k anime collection inscribed as ordinals on the Bitcoin blockchain.

Ordinaut(s) is a an exploration of Art & Storytelling in collaboration with A.I.
1. Amidst the stars of Bardo in the 'Ordinauts War' series, the Empire's relentless pursuit of Darq led to a clash of ideologies between the loyal Ordinauts and the determined Dark Ordinauts rebelling for their freedom on Nova Prime.
2. As the conflict raged on, the young pilot Jiza found herself torn between her allegiance to the Empire and her growing empathy for the plight of the Dark Ordinauts.
3. We are Ordinauts. We are coming.
by KingOfSuckBallsMountain August 28, 2023
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