1 definition by KingFelixOwnsYourMom

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1. Having to constantly discus your personal life and issues on ESPN messageboards because no one likes you and your parents dress you funny

2. A premature ejaculator

3. Fecal matter
1. After my girlfriend dumped me, I was so lonely that I took off my Members Only jacket and Xjokerz'd the night away.

2. RedSoxFan3358's mother gave me such good head last night that I pulled an xjokerz all over her face

3. Man, Bob's nacho cheese dip had me up xjokerzing all night!
by KingFelixOwnsYourMom July 03, 2009

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