3 definitions by KingCrapper

Top Definition
The past tense of Doke in reference to Doke as a term for excrement and defecation
Hey man where have you been?

Sorry, I was in the toilet. I'd stay out of there though, I did a massive dokems about 10 minutes ago.
#shit #jarvis #doke #crap #poo #poop
by KingCrapper April 23, 2011
An alternative name for defecation.
Oh man I shouldn't have eaten that Indian food last night, I really need a Jarvis.
#jobby #poo #turd #shit #crap #tolie #mars bar
by KingCrapper April 02, 2011
A humerous phrase added at the end of a question on instant messengers, SMS/Text messages, e-mails and any other form of informal electronic communcation.

Electronic equivellent of a raised eyebrow and chin stroke when asking a question physically.
Tell me, do you buy all of your lingerie from a second hand store question mark?
#question #humerous question #insubordination #humour #jarvis #dokems
by KingCrapper May 19, 2011
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