13 definitions by King Simmo

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an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde-could be a bunny boiler".
by king simmo October 16, 2003
UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up on blocks".

by king simmo October 16, 2003
MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc.i.e.you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
by king simmo October 16, 2003
BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

by king simmo October 16, 2003
TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

by king simmo October 16, 2003
When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.
I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
by king simmo October 16, 2003
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