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11 definitions by Killerdove

 
1.
A derogatory term for Pakistan. The term was invented in India, but is widely used nowadays (even by the Afghans!!!) to refer to Pakistan
Porkistan lost to Afghanistan 3-0.
by Killerdove May 15, 2011
 
2.
1) The undesirable aftermath of the failure of a condom (or any other contraceptive device). Notable results (condooms) are unwanted pregnancies and social stigma, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.

2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.

3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
1) Avoid a condoom - use a condom!

2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!

3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!
by Killerdove July 01, 2011
 
3.
Any software application, most commonly a video game, that tends to overwork the CPU and other resources, very often leading to a freeze.
Hey I can't run GT4, it's a real silicon burner
by Killerdove June 16, 2011
 
4.
A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.
Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!
by Killerdove October 05, 2011
 
5.
A penis of the largest possible size ever. Larger than a gigacock.
she: did you hear about jenna? she slipped into a coma after joe did her with his teracock.
by Killerdove November 23, 2011
 
6.
An old-school Indian weight-training implement. Consists of a solid steel spherical mass (usually about 10 kilogram and above) attached to a solid steel handle, giving it an appearance similar to a huge metal lolly-pop. Can also be used as a very capable weapon.
she: OMG Joe, your dumb macebell just cracked the floor tiles!
by Killerdove November 12, 2011
 
7.
A sharp retort that you make to anybody in your friend list who has been complaining about getting excessive spam/notifications/bulletins from you.
she: can't you make all these crappy mafia wars invites stop?? they are sooo getting on my head....

he: huh?

she: i'm soooooo totally pissed off

he: so block me!
by Killerdove November 11, 2011