87 definitions by Kidswillbekids

Lance Armstrong

To spike your water bottle o while biking

I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong

by Kidswillbekids July 4, 2019

Jackie Chu

An Asian teacher from super Mario Logan

Junior: ok I’m going to ask Jackie Chu if the sun is a planet
Cody: IT’S NOT A PLANET IDIOT!!!
Jackie Chu: Aww I so Asian, I can’t see a ting.

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Taylor Swift

A female singer who sings about boyfriends

Jimmy: yo is that song about a boyfriend?
Timmy: yeah do you know who sings it?
Jimmy: is it Taylor Swift?
Timmy: yup
Jimmy: no shit

by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Dominos

The greatest pizza place EVER!

Bill: hey baby where do you wanna eat tonight?
Baby: Uhhh... Dominos!
Bill: HELL YEAH!!!

by Kidswillbekids April 28, 2019

Gangnam style

The most iconic song of 2012

Oppa Gangnam Style

by Kidswillbekids May 18, 2019

Hanukkah

Jewish Christmas

Hanukkah is the Jewish version of Christmas but it last 8 days

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

Idk

Nobody knows

Kim: what does Idk stand for?
John: I don’t know
Kim: what does Idk stand for?
Jim: I don’t know
Kim: what does Idk stand for?
Joe: I don’t know
Kim: then who does know?

by Kidswillbekids January 22, 2020