2 definitions by Kid Brooks
A verb describing action that is successful, and which is emblematic of the Soldier, Philanthropist, and Investor Josh Brooks. Action of this nature includes: a) assessing and understanding a dynamic or ambiguous situation, b) determining what needs to be accomplished, c) creating and resourcing a plan, and d) successfully implementing the plan and achieving the desired outcome. Although thoroughly planned and sufficiently resourced, Josh Brooks-style action that can appear to be improvised, with the appearance that the outcome remains uncertain long after success has been ensured.
The gatekeeper was sandbagging me, so I Josh Brooks'ed that shit and went directly to the decision maker.
by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019
Dirty bottoms of the feet, as if one walked barefoot from the trailer park, up to the jiffy mart (or other convenience store) to buy a 40, discount smokes, and / or a scratch-off ticket. One of the most common situations in which Jiffy Mart Feet can be observed is that of adult film actresses appearing in amateur and very-low-budget pseudo-professional adult film productions.
She was delivering a quality performance riding cowgirl, but then he rolled her over on her back and into the pinned missionary position. This action revealed that she had a serious case of Jiffy Mart Feet which - against the back drop of Busch Light Draft and an overflowing ashtray on the night stand and that crappy wall paper that they only put in single wides - gave the actress a real sense of authenticity in the scene.
by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019