8 definitions by Khayejhaye
by Khayejhaye March 28, 2022
Pro-crak-ee -nay-ting (verb) what one does when one is using methylamphetamine instead of doing what they SHOULD be otherwise doing.
Normal person: "Hey mate, what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"
by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
Person 1: “I went to Harvard to study Philosophy and achieved my PhD last year”
Person 2: “cool, I went to the streets of (name any suburb known for its drug use) to study Cracktology and it only took a month to get my CrD and now I’m running my own Cracktise”
Person 2: “cool, I went to the streets of (name any suburb known for its drug use) to study Cracktology and it only took a month to get my CrD and now I’m running my own Cracktise”
by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
Definition 1: to repeat any Cracktivity multiple times in order to become proficient
Definition 2: a place of business where a Doctor of Cracktology Cracktises their life work
Definition 2: a place of business where a Doctor of Cracktology Cracktises their life work
Def 1: I Cracktise my cleaning skills every day and now I’m almost a Certified Cracktitioner
Def 2: I’m going to open a Cracktise when I get my CrD
Def 2: I’m going to open a Cracktise when I get my CrD
by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
noun
1. a male crack user who is not and has never been married.
2. A person who holds a mid-level qualification from the streets of (name any suburb known for its population of crack users) or other crackademic institution (only in titles or set expressions).
1. a male crack user who is not and has never been married.
2. A person who holds a mid-level qualification from the streets of (name any suburb known for its population of crack users) or other crackademic institution (only in titles or set expressions).
1. “Did you see that guy with all the crack whores hanging around him? I hear he’s a very eligible crackchelor”
2. "a Crackchelor of Cracktology"
2. "a Crackchelor of Cracktology"
by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
Crack user : I blew all my pay on crack and now I can’t afford to send my kids to school so they’ll have to study in the streets of (name of any suburb known for its drug-using population)”
Smug kid: “well because my dad is a Cracktologist, my parents can afford to send me to the best Crackademy”
Smug kid 2: yeah I’m going to Murray Bridge Crackademy because my dad is the number one Crack Dealer in Australia
Smug kid: “well because my dad is a Cracktologist, my parents can afford to send me to the best Crackademy”
Smug kid 2: yeah I’m going to Murray Bridge Crackademy because my dad is the number one Crack Dealer in Australia
by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022