4 definitions by Kevinasneezaday

The witches kiss

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.

I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee

by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021

Short for “congrats on the sex”.

A way to discretely congratulate your bro on his recent hookup.

Derz: “dude I woke up and Paul’s sister was in my bed..”
Ray: “cots bro, better hope Paul doesn’t find out”

by Kevinasneezaday November 27, 2019

Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.

by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019

When someone wears their mask under their mouth and nose, on their chin.

If you are coming any closer, please pull your chin diaper over your face, you asshole

by Kevinasneezaday October 1, 2020