Someone or something that is so well indowed that they have the ability to lick their own genitals.
Dude, did u hear how big kevin's genitals are? Ya, I heard they are so monsterous he can smeez those sons a bitches.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug