7 definitions by Kermode Bear

Jack: Don"t you wanna ask her out?
Ryan: No,she is a N.A.G.

Next thing you know,half of your assets

are gone.
by Kermode Bear October 2, 2018
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The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.
Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!
by Kermode Bear September 27, 2018
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What is the best way to get rid of spies?
N.O.P.E=No Online Presence Ever
by Kermode Bear October 1, 2018
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1. A big jewelry store with loads of gold for sale
2. A woman who wears lots of gold jewelry/necklaces/bracelets, rings, earrings, etc.
3. A goldmine with lots of unexcavated gold.
A: Look at that girl. She looks gorgeous.
B: She's gold heavy. She should be loaded.
by Kermode Bear January 28, 2019
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Canadian means a person who was born in Canada or a person who got a Canadian citizenship,because he/she lived in Canada,has no criminal background and speaks English/French or both.
Canadians do not like to hate,fight or go to war with other countries.
Exceptions are there,but exceptions are not examples.
Canadian citizenship and passport are legal in all countries.A Canadian citizenship is based on the law regardless of any civilian's opinion or attitude.
You can have your own way of life in Canada,as long as you don't hurt others or the nature.
Canadians don't like to hate others.Even if anybody hates them,Canadians still smile and don't take that person seriously,as they have better things to do.
Life in Canada is based on kindness and compassion.
Hate,racism,sexism,or any other form of discrimination belongs to people who don't have a life.
A good person minds his/her own business and doesn't try to harm anybody in any way whatsoever.
I am Canadian and my citizenship is not based on your opinion.
by Kermode Bear September 25, 2018
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1.A country where men do not feel old,as they can behave young and enjoy life.
2.A country with many kinds of original and tasty food.
3.A country where you can enjoy each and every day of your life.
4.The country of smiles,kindness and compassion.
5.The country where you can find happiness without being rich,owning a house or a vehicle.
6.A country with many beautiful islands and beaches.
Thailand might not be heaven,but it is as close as it gets.
by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018
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