2 definitions by Kerfunk

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A Scapegoat for a female vaginal fart.
Guy: Nom nom nom

Girl: (fart noise)

Guy: That wasn't what I think it was, was it?

Girl: Dang ducks!

Muffle Duck
by Kerfunk February 17, 2010

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When you fill a condom with urine and surprisingly throw it at your significant other, all the while yelling, "Kame... Hame... HA!"
Your lady friend won't stop complaining so in the midst of sex you give her the 'ole KameHameHA!
This, of course, makes you even on all grounds.
Surprise.
by Kerfunk June 02, 2010

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