77 definitions by Kerb

To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.
I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.
During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
by Kerb November 30, 2004
An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.
Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.

2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".

A most uncool subculture.
Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Noun: A punk hairstyle, of shaven head except for a strip of hair along the centre of the head from the forehead to the back of the neck.

The strip of hair may be dyed into bright colours, styled into spikes using glue, or into an enormous brush like vertical quiff.
I went into a barber and asked for a mohigan.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Also known as Murphy's Law
If SP2 can go wrong, it will.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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