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What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.
Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.
by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019
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Defined as someone who specifically enjoys tickling the muff of hair found in the pubic region of either a male, female, or himself.

Generally done so in a non consensual setting.
Hey Chris, is Devin still coming by for poker tonight?”
“Naw he can’t make it, he was visited by the tickle bear last night and has been sobbing in the shower ever since.”

“Do you think Bill Cosby really is guilty?”
“Hell yeah, that tickle bear got what he deserved.”
by Kenny and Dan July 17, 2018
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