1 definition by Kenneth Berlin

Someone with the LONGEST neck in the history of the fucking universe. It’s so long it’s longer than the brontosaurus. His neck is what sank the titanic. No one is safe. Hide your kids! Hide your wife! Hide your family! His dick is a speck of dust compared to his neck
Bro that kids neck is like Ej’s!
No way Ej’s is two times as long
by Kenneth Berlin March 23, 2019
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