4 definitions by Kenneth Martin
A tick that lives in the Scrotum that crawls behind the Foreskin at night time to feed on Smegma (Knob Cheese). This revolting creature is only found in Meath and Dublin (Ireland).
I had a constant itchy feeling down my Japs eye. Then i caught one of the little freaks.... it was a family of Gunnings :(
by Kenneth Martin August 29, 2006
A very old creature that lives on the skin and bodily secretions of others. This is a very hairy creature. As this creature gets old it begins to get bitter and will often begin biting and spitting.
This Slimy creature originated in Sligo and was believed to have disappeared until last year when it was spotted near Blanchardstown in Dublin.
This Slimy creature originated in Sligo and was believed to have disappeared until last year when it was spotted near Blanchardstown in Dublin.
by Kenneth Martin August 15, 2006
A strain of Genital warts found on the inner part of the Anus or Rectum. These usually arise from poor Anal hygiene and/or Anal group sex. They spread quickly and are difficult to remove with and in some cases have spread as far as the stomach. Some believe they arose from the filthy sex habits of one Irish male.
The doctor thought he had genital warts but then discovered that it was much worse, this was the first case of conorbriens he had seen.
by Kenneth Martin August 9, 2006
A disease which causes large boils to form on the breasts. The boils then weep a purple puss for days on end before turning black, at which point the explode causing extensive tissue damage.
They arise from excessive manual handling of the breasts and are widespread in Sligo.
They arise from excessive manual handling of the breasts and are widespread in Sligo.
by Kenneth Martin August 30, 2006