1 definition by Keepingitreal69
A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.
Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?
Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.
Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.
by Keepingitreal69 October 10, 2021