KeepCalmAndEdm's definitions

Zhakbeo

A really, really bad sensation that happens when you need to take a massive demonic dump, at the most inconvenient place.

Friend 1: Bro! I need to Zhakbeo so bad!
Friend 2: How badly?
Friend 1: Nuclear
Friend 2: Oh dude good luck

by KeepCalmAndEdm May 24, 2016

First year fever

That classic first year university attitude of always thinking that they need to study

First year student: Hey, I don't think I can make it tomorrow, desperately need every second to cram

Second year student: OMG! You're experiencing First Year Fever! Better call a doctor!

by KeepCalmAndEdm May 24, 2016