3 definitions by Keegan Eden Barker
The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.
The term was coined by Archer en Tilavine, Founder and Executor of the Lotek of New Eden alliance, to describe their honorable victory in their war against the proudly-dishonorable Kakistocracy Mercenary Alliance, which disbanded shortly thereafter, in the game EVE Online. "Canadian" refers to how nice Canadians are; nice enough that they would, as the jokes go, say "thank you" or "you're welcome" when they are slapped in the face.
The term was coined by Archer en Tilavine, Founder and Executor of the Lotek of New Eden alliance, to describe their honorable victory in their war against the proudly-dishonorable Kakistocracy Mercenary Alliance, which disbanded shortly thereafter, in the game EVE Online. "Canadian" refers to how nice Canadians are; nice enough that they would, as the jokes go, say "thank you" or "you're welcome" when they are slapped in the face.
"We defeated Kakistrocracy Mercenary Alliance even though they placed spies in our alliance, they employed neutral third parties to help them on the battlefield, and they taunted us repeatedly in public. Throughout the war we never infiltrated them, we never employed neutral third parties to assist, and we never spoke disrespectfully to or about them to others. We defeated them with a classic Canadian Bitch Slap!" - Archer en Tilavine
by Keegan Eden Barker August 6, 2018
by Keegan Eden Barker January 23, 2015
The empirical observation that nobody is too stupid or incompetent to design and execute a criminal operation or form and manage a criminal enterprise.
"Senator Lindsey Graham suggests that President Trump and his staff are too incompetent to organize a quid pro quo with the president of Ukraine, but Trump's Law suggests otherwise."
"Some people can't keep a honest job but are quite successful in their life of crime - this is Trump's Law in action."
"Trump's Law is in effect when an individual is incapable of successfully operating or is unwilling to engage in an honest enterprise, but is exceptionally prosperous operating on the basis of scamming, bribery, extortion, influence peddling, embezzling, defrauding, and other forms of corruption and crime taking place under the guise of legitimate business and government operations."
"Some people can't keep a honest job but are quite successful in their life of crime - this is Trump's Law in action."
"Trump's Law is in effect when an individual is incapable of successfully operating or is unwilling to engage in an honest enterprise, but is exceptionally prosperous operating on the basis of scamming, bribery, extortion, influence peddling, embezzling, defrauding, and other forms of corruption and crime taking place under the guise of legitimate business and government operations."
by Keegan Eden Barker November 10, 2019