2 definitions by Kazoo Coop

Utter-Squishier

Man who squeezes out apple juice from snake utters

Wow he’s a Utter-Squishier

by Kazoo Coop May 25, 2020

COVID-20

The virus that will scare the world in 2084. It is very dangerous as it gives you severe constipation, but when you’re least expecting it it shoots out like Usain Bolt as a fetus.

Charles: Oh My God! I think that guy has COVID-20.
Guy with COVID-20: *boom*
Charles: REEEEEEEEEEE

by Kazoo Coop May 25, 2020