Kayla's definitions

Dumb Shit Ass

My dad

Someone who is an idiot and a ass all at one.

My dad is such a dumb shit ass!!!!!

by Kayla March 4, 2005

sucks lawn gnomes

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**

"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"

by Kayla April 16, 2005

VaVaVirgil

a dumbass machine that is incredible fun to tease and annoy and wear out. While doing that it is also fun to ask it out and see what is says

user:you FUCKER
smarterchild: you ought to wash your mouth out with soap
user: CUNT
smarterchild: got anything better then that?
user: ASSHOLE
smarterchild: this is what you do with your time? abuse your computer.

user:will you go out with me?
smarterchild:i dont think thats possible
user:why?
smarterchild:I dont think your parents would allow it
user:I think they would
smarterchild:i dont beleive you

by Kayla January 17, 2004

Heath Ledger

OMG! He is such the finest. He stars in the Order, and 10 thing I hate about you, and the patriot and the four feathers i think.

He has the biggest smile and beautiful eyes

by Kayla October 18, 2003

Sploosh

a smoothie but better Made with:
1 peach
1 bannanna
1/2 cup SCD Homemade yogart
1/4 cup honey

Like on Holes were Zero and caveman survive stranded in a desert under a boat. All they have is Sploosh to eat and drink.

by Kayla December 7, 2003

TraQuan

gangster
pimp
Da cutest boy in Riley
Devins bf

Come here TraQuan

by Kayla March 13, 2004

ween

a highly offensive word to call someone, made by the wonderful show Beavis and Butthead (not a shortened word for weiner)

Diane is sucha ween! i can't believe those 4th graders told her off!!

by kayla May 9, 2004