3 definitions by KatSpinner1

Cat she did

The act of politely introducing yourself for the first time to your significant other's family before sneaking off to urinate around their house.

A nonsensical phrase used to distract someone confronting you long enough to get out of an embarrassing situation.

"Hey, were you just peeing on my 18th century antique rolltop?"

"Um, cat she did."

by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017

Jurgen Klopp

The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.

"Don't Jurgen Klopp me when I leave the free clinic, I have choir practice at 6pm.

by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017

O C'd

Being promised something beyond one's capability of delivering it only to continue to behave positively even though the customer is obviously distressed. Used in business when marketing a product simply for marketing's sake.

Person 1: Do You still think Orlando City's motto should "Defy Expectations"?
Person 2: Hell no! They O c'd us and now I can't resell these worthless season tickets because nobody wants to go the games.

by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017