2 definitions by Karl Pilko

Stonkitis

An increased feeling of ego and wealth due to massive success in the stock market. Often described as being strapped to a rocket ship heading straight to the moon.

Rodrick : *throws money at random strangers calling them peasants *

Stranger 1: whats wrong with that dude?

Stranger 2: Looks like a sever case of stonkitis to me

by Karl Pilko February 8, 2021

loom bands intit m8

an excuse for any situation

Person 1: Mate what are you doing you dick head, get a job
Person 2: Fuckin loom bands intit m8

by Karl Pilko January 21, 2016