32 definitions by Kaneisabottler

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Steph McFlurry

The combination of the McFlurry from McDonalds and the ejaculate of a McDonalds employee. It is most commonly made and served to people that believe it is a regular McFlurry, but it is also known to be Steph Curry's favourite meal, which he consumes on a daily basis.

A certain basketballer with no real rings just came into my McDonalds and asked me to make a Steph McFlurry for him.

by Kaneisabottler March 7, 2022

Peeaboo

A weeaboo with a piss fetish.

Lucas and Albert are both Peeaboos

by Kaneisabottler June 8, 2021

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 30, 2021

Regulardon

An alternative name for Sergio Reguilón. This highlights his footballing ability in comparison to the average London citizen.

Regulardon scored an own goal against Aston Villa.

by Kaneisabottler May 21, 2021

Basmati Rice

A gay English footballer. He's pretty gay.

Why is Basmati Rice so bad and also gay?

by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021

Harry Kan't

A more accurate name for Tottenham and England striker Harry Kane which better represents his footballing ability.

Harry Kan't is so shit. Why does he keep disappearing in big games?

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021