"Call 1300-I-AM-A-RETARD and push
the 'little pink
button' because you really need to visit the Mental Health
Hotline. You would be gone
for a couple of days and it would really suit us all."
"At least I'm intelligent enough to use a phone."
"Yeah well you have penis-breath!"
"Was that an out-of-the-blue
"Yeah I think it was."