4 definitions by Kalalalalala
It means that the person who sent it thinks that you are not necessarily a loser, but are not as cool as the 2 other people they're currently having sex with.. You just aren't as good as 3 people are, and you can't do what 2 additional people can do for them
Emo: hey can we smash?
Person you want to smash with: <3 (sorry you're just not as good as the menage et trois I'm having, loser)
Person you want to smash with: <3 (sorry you're just not as good as the menage et trois I'm having, loser)
by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021
Example 1:
Rando1: let's go roller skating
Rando2: <3 (only if you i can bring a friend, creepo)
Example 2:
Rando1: let's hook up
Rando2: <3 (bring a friend, you're ok but I want to bang your friend too, so let's make this an orgy)
Rando1: let's go roller skating
Rando2: <3 (only if you i can bring a friend, creepo)
Example 2:
Rando1: let's hook up
Rando2: <3 (bring a friend, you're ok but I want to bang your friend too, so let's make this an orgy)
by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021
A derogatory term used by young male perverts who are interested in women for something other than sex, or who value them or respect them for something other than simple objectification. It's like the term Snowflake, where the white privileged people having meltdowns started to use the term against the people who were calling them snowflakes. Simp means simpleton, your average American college-age male who is so simple-minded, he sees all women as objects and has only sex on his mind, with a mental inability to think of something else. The simps then turned that around against the thoughtful man, who has ideas beyond his penis, and started calling everyone who wasn't a simp, a simp. And just like snowflake, it's now a term that has the opposite meaning of its original meaning. Snowflake simps hate being labeled as they are and believe, in their heart, that they are rubber, and you are, in fact, glue, and whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.
Simpleton college frat boy: I'm bonin' chicks, you just gotta treat em like sh*t, bros before hos home, hold my beer I see another one..
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021
A Native Hawaiian Poetic Term written in the Native Hawaiian Grammar (Adjective-Noun). In English you say "Big Car". The word Big="Nui"; Car="Ka'a". So its spoken as Ka'a Nui, or literally "Car Big"
The Hawaiian Language was a very Indirect Language For example, someone talking in normal conversation or in song may refer to the "Wind" as meaning a gentle touch from a lover; "beautiful flower" may be a beautiful person or lover, "Rain" as passion, love making, or sorrow. Speaking directly was considered vulgar & lewd.
People often confuse Pua Nani with Punani. Pua Nani means pretty flower, Pua=Flower; Nani=Pretty. Pua Nani is almost always used to refery to a lover, and would not be used for vagina.
The Hawaiian Conch Shell or "Pū" has a bright pink inner fold area which resembles the Vulva. Pū Nani is literally "Conch Pretty", in English as "Pretty Conch". The age of its usage is a point of debate. Most Native Hawaiian scholars do not believe it was used in Ancient Hawaiian Culture to refer directly to the Vagina, as that was still too direct & vulgar, in conflict with how communication was done. Punani was brought into use after first Contact with Europeans, who would also not have spoken in direct reference to a females vulva, and so was likely first brought into use in the fairly recent past.
The Hawaiian Language was a very Indirect Language For example, someone talking in normal conversation or in song may refer to the "Wind" as meaning a gentle touch from a lover; "beautiful flower" may be a beautiful person or lover, "Rain" as passion, love making, or sorrow. Speaking directly was considered vulgar & lewd.
People often confuse Pua Nani with Punani. Pua Nani means pretty flower, Pua=Flower; Nani=Pretty. Pua Nani is almost always used to refery to a lover, and would not be used for vagina.
The Hawaiian Conch Shell or "Pū" has a bright pink inner fold area which resembles the Vulva. Pū Nani is literally "Conch Pretty", in English as "Pretty Conch". The age of its usage is a point of debate. Most Native Hawaiian scholars do not believe it was used in Ancient Hawaiian Culture to refer directly to the Vagina, as that was still too direct & vulgar, in conflict with how communication was done. Punani was brought into use after first Contact with Europeans, who would also not have spoken in direct reference to a females vulva, and so was likely first brought into use in the fairly recent past.
"It's Friday Night, we good to go. Friday night Punani Patrol" is a direct and vulgar reference to going out cruising on a Friday Night, and trying to get laid, which is directly from modern American Culture.
"Last night, in the rain, through our warm caresses, sweetly lingering the memory of the pretty Conch I discovered." is more in line with Native Hawaiian Usage and how Native Hawaiians would speak, though, still, most Scholars would disagree to this term being used, as its too directly perverse, and lacks the Profound Romanticism that Ancient Hawaiians were known for.
"Last night, in the rain, through our warm caresses, sweetly lingering the memory of the pretty Conch I discovered." is more in line with Native Hawaiian Usage and how Native Hawaiians would speak, though, still, most Scholars would disagree to this term being used, as its too directly perverse, and lacks the Profound Romanticism that Ancient Hawaiians were known for.
by Kalalalalala April 13, 2019