1 definition by KalKennedy
The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.
"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."
by KalKennedy April 9, 2010